BREAKING NEWS....our affliate LBZ reports of a major scandal at the gym, ironically during sweeps week. Apparently the rules committee has held an emergency meeting and has implemented a "shirts and shorts required" rule. A rules committee member who asked not to be named as he was not authorized to provide any information said "the emergency meeting was a direct result of a photo publish earlier by an LBZ reporter. The committee member said "we thought this was kind of an assumed policy, we never thought that we had to formally state a 'shirts and shorts required' rule". Unconfirmed reports also noted several eyewitnesses were immediately taken for therapy and being treated for trauma and emotional stress. CAUTION: The below photo contains graphic and disturbing content and was edited slightly for privacy.
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